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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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militarymom:

r-achal:

us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.
no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.
doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.
Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

I always did bc Facebook bored me

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militarymom:

r-achal:

us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.

no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.

doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.

Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

I always did bc Facebook bored me

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officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

Fun fact: the US government classified tomatoes as a vegetable so that they could be subject to a vegetable tax. The reasoning was that they are eaten with dinner and not dessert. Scientifically, tomatoes are still fruits, and the US government is still ridiculous.

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"In hard times, when tears come, when fear looms, when shame weighs heavily, remember Jesus. Remember how he loves you."

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"Through him we received grace and apostleship to call all the Gentiles to the obedience that comes from faith for his name’s sake."

- Romans 1:5 (via jesus-christ-is-king)
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lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

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fightingscholarlykrogan:

thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky

kentucky fried chicken

the conspiracy slowly unravels

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"For sin will have no dominion over you, since you are not under law but under grace."

- Romans 6:14 (via jesus-christ-is-king)
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"So faith comes from hearing, and hearing by the word of Christ."

- Romans 10:17 (via jesus-christ-is-king)
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"God needs people on earth who can demonstrate that whatever God takes them through, Suffering, trial, persecution or anything, They will not give up their faith in Jesus Christ."

- Zac Poonen (via jesus-christ-is-king)
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